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You won't see our premium quality t-shirts anywhere else. We've got slightly surreal to downright rude (if easily offended I'd give them a miss).  Where else could you find such bizarre mousemats? And yes, those infamous mugs live right here. You can put them in the dishwasher, you can put them in the microwave, you can even put them in for the Turner Prize.  Oh and you can forget about expensive delivery costs, our low low prices include all postal charges.

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T-SHIRT WARNING

There's a hell of a lot of t-shirts on here and more are being added every week.  Make sure you've got the time to look at them all.  We wouldn't want you getting into trouble from the boss!  By the way my favourite is on page 12.

If you're into banjo plucking see page 26, or you can have tea with the vicar on page 10.

And now, once again, here are some more messages from the other side.

Brian.  Dave says he knows the van wasn't like that before the weekend.

Neville.  Maureen says you want to be careful whom you're talking to when you're down the club.

Diane.  John knows all about the petty cash tin.  Ask yourself, why hasn't he said anything?

Derek.  Gary says sorry, but he thinks when you were his age you probably did a lot worse.

Sandra.  When you think you're all alone in the house remember, you're not, there's the cat.  The cat that watches, and sees everything.

That's it. That's your lot.

Remember, don't shoot the messenger boy.